A tip to Iceberg alley

As I set off on a journey to Iceberg Alley I feel like a monkey eating a bug. Then I think,  should I go? Then I said, 'no'.  But I heard, 'All Aboard'!" I had to go.  So I set off I was nervous so I went to sleep.  'Get up, we're there!' I looked around the place, I said, 'the iceberg look like a goblin head,'  because see where the dots that are the eyes and the spikes are the hair. The colour is blue as a sapphire. I jumped off the boat to touch the iceberg, it felt like a croc. I looked under the iceberg it looked  like some mountains underneath. On top there were seals digging at the ice it was funny to watch then a person said, 'swim to me'.